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Friday, August 18, 2017

Homelessness in Portland, part 2: The Professionals


There’s a certain class of panhandlers you may encounter on the streets of Portland that should not be classified as homeless. The reason is simple: They have homes.

These are, for want of a better term, professionals … though they probably aren’t registered as a small business or full-time worker subject to withholding, and they may not pay taxes on their income at all.

I do not intend the term “professionals” in any sarcastic or disparaging sense, but in a strictly neutral one . . . because this is what they do. They ask you for money on the streets of the Pearl District, on Broadway, and outside supermarkets week in and out, year after year, but they probably go home at the end of each day.

There’s Larry, “the blanket man,” who tends to wander SW 10th and the South Park Blocks near the Portland Art Museum. There’s a second blanket man, Mike, whose activities center more in the Pearl District and on the streetcar between the west and east sides of the Broadway Bridge. And there’s the tiny elderly woman who used to beg on her feet outside Art Media when it was on SW Yamhill between Park and 10th in the 1990s and the turn of the millennium; but these days she may be seen sitting in a wheeled walker along the brewery blocks, on NW Couch between 10th and 11th.

[Note: None of the photos on this page depict actual street people, which would raise permission and privacy issues; theyre all of me pretending to be a homeless person in various commercial or indie film projects over the past seven years.]


Probably not homeless

The odds are high that every one of these individuals has a permanent home, even if it’s only a hole-in-the-wall apartment in subsidized housing. Why do I think so? Because I’ve seen them panhandling on the streets of Portland for years. If they really were living on the streets, they wouldn’t have survived this long; or they would have moved on to housing or care elsewhere, with family, or something.

That’s not to say they are well to do or in good health, mental or physical. Thousands of Portlanders live downtown in low-income housing, and pay rent that’s a fraction of what the rest of us do, yet they remain teetering on the edge of poverty, month after month.

These people don’t figure in the homeless statistics, but they live perpetually on the verge of entering them. Lift Urban Portland, the nonprofit my wife has worked with for more than a decade (both as a volunteer serving weekly Meals on Wheels and the special Christmas dinner every year at Temple Beth Israel; and as a sometime member of the board and organizer of the annual fundraiser, coming up next week), serves the needs of this particular population.

LiftUP provides supplementary food for families and individuals in low-income housing, and teaches underprivileged citizens how to cook and eat more healthy meals.

Longtime panhandler styles

A small number of people in the low-income, housed population have turned to begging. They can be straightforward about it or they may add a twist. The many times over the years I’ve crossed trails with Larry the blanket man, I can’t remember that he’s ever asked me for money directly; he’s so obviously in need, that I imagine people volunteer cash to him without his having to ask.

The same may be true of Mike, the other blanket guy, though I mostly run into him aboard the Portland Streetcar when I’m in my official branded gear and bright-yellow hazard vest, so I’m kind of official and he wouldn’t want to put the touch on me.




At times he’s been pretty lucid when I speak with him, at other times he’s constantly mumbling to himself and either experiencing or affecting a regular head jerk. My streetcar colleagues and supervisors have theorized that Mike may be a PTSD-addled veteran who goes on and off meds.

I’ve asked to see proof of fare from Mike several times, and he usually has it among a wad of crumpled greenbacks he’s collected from people . . . though I’ve also observed his routine when he steps on board, sets a small stack of coins or bills on top of the fare machine as if preparing to insert them, and mumbles absentmindedly to himself in front of the mechanism -- passing the time until his stop, when he gets off without paying.

The elderly lady on the brewery blocks, once erect and almost elegant in a faded-streetcorner-Miss-Havisham sort of way two decades ago, now painfully thin and bent over in her seat, always asks for money in a sweet and gentle fashion.

Street performance

On the more canny side, for months in 2015 there was a heavy-set fellow who asked people for change outside the Safeway at 10th and Jefferson with a mumble, as if to imply he were physically or mentally disabled. But one day Carole happened to walk by and overheard him talking to a fellow panhandler. He spoke normally, and Carole heard him tell his colleague, “yeah, I’m making about seventy dollars an hour.”

More than a decade ago, when I had a day job in the historic Gus Solomon Federal Courthouse and a temporary U.S. Post Office was operating on the ground floor, I noticed the old lady described above at the window, asking to purchase a $200 postal money order.

I think of those people as performance artists. I don’t begrudge them the money; it’s not easy work, by any means. And the woman is looking pretty frail and decrepit these days. At least some of these people could use counseling, proper mental care, and pharmaceutical mentoring.

But they are definitely not homeless.

The fourth and (perhaps) final category of street person is the type we’re mostly talking about when we speak of “the problem of the homeless.” And for the reasons I’ll describe in my next post, they really shouldn’t be regarded as homeless persons.

Then we can talk about bigger picture: the nature of Portland’s “homeless problem.”


NEXT: Category 4 – Let’s Stop Calling these People “Homeless”




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