Rielle Hunter in GQ: Roseanne Frangione

Dear Rielle Hunter,

Where shall I start with you? First of all, your name isn't even “Reille Hunter.” You were born “Lisa Jo Druck” but I guess that wasn't glamorous enough. After calling yourself “Lisa Hunter” and “Lisa Jo Hunter” followed by “Rielle Jaya James Druck” (my personal favorite!), you finally settled on “Rielle Hunter,” which has a nice “scandal ring” to it, not unlike Fawn Hall or Jessica Hahn. But, enough about your name. So, you've already ruined a marriage, a political career, and given the ladies of “The View” enough hot topic material to last an entire sweeps week. What's next? An exclusive interview of course! Tell your side of the story! Make “Johnny” Edwards sound like even more of a loser than he's already perceived! And, just for giggles, throw some dagger's at his cancer stricken wife.

Let's not stop there. Surely you can get more mileage out of this! Why not pose provocatively clad only in a shirt (and pearls, don't forget the pearls to remind everyone how ladylike you are) and then state that you are outraged by the photos! Congratulations Rielle, you are not officially a Tabloid Queen! I hope you enjoy your title because you have truly earned it!

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