Meredith Baxter's New Family Ties: Austin Lee

An Open Letter from Meredith as Envisioned by Austin Lee:

Hi, my name is Meredith Baxter.  I am a television actress, however, most of you have never heard of me. Since my last hit television show, Family Ties, ended over 20 years ago I have run out of money.  I talked to a publicist and they recommended that I come out of the closet and declare to the world that I am a lesbian.

I was assured that a majority of people will support this decision and that it is very likely that many of the celebrity magazines will pay me to give interviews.  I will probably get some bit parts in television shows and might even get to be on Larry King Live.  I will also be asked to write an auto-biography now that I have something relevant going on in my life.

I know that the vast majority of gays and lesbians talk about knowing their sexual orientation from a very young age.  That was not me.  I decided to take this path when a lesbian (Ellen) got a syndicated daytime talk show and a multi-million dollar contract.  The publicity from my announcement has already been overwhelming and I am excited about the future.
 
I'd like to thank my fan club for their support.  Erma, Sally, and Thomas: You are the best fan club ever.  All three of you hold a special place in my heart.  (Although I do think its weird that you all have the same phone number and that when I call you my manager answers the phone.)

Available for Paid Interviews,

Meredith Baxter
 
PS. To my ex-husband who is still paying alimony: Too bad Californians didn’t vote for gay marriage.  You are going to be paying for a really great house for me and Nancy!  Thanks!

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